now i’m stuck listening to Dr. Fong…. kill me, save me or something

preferred mode of travel tbh

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”
NEVER BEFORE HAS AN ALTERED GIFSET BEEN SO RELEVANT / TRUE
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
today’s weather forecast with whorville
only rebloging because of Nicki’s shade at Taylor in the back.
Look at Nicki In the back!
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
FITCH PLEASE